Facebook, Dedication and What it Really Takes to Get That Ripped

The inherent beauty of Facebook is the ability to creep on people you haven't thought about in years.  It's kind of comforting that the grade 4 bully is a little bit shlempy, no?  Yes, it totally is.  And it's awesome to see that the Universe sometimes has mercy: your nerdy, humble guy friend in college landed his dream girl and perfect career.  It's also fun to creep on ex-boyfriends and studiously avoid the dishwasher with endless concentric perusal sessions, but I digress.Several months ago, I had a friend request from a girl named Kamber Lindenbach.  I didn't recognize her name, but since I write online, I get a l... [More]